Former love of Mallory’s life, Orlando Bloom is now betrothed to Katy Perry. Those two crazy kids have decided to the take the slow road to marriage by having a long engagement. We discuss whether this is just Hottie Bloom’s ploy to wait for Mallory to run into him at a “Con” and steal his heart or if he and Katy are just doing a super healthy thing by taking their time.
Moral to the Story: Getting married to fix an issue in a relationship won’t work.
Other Fun Topics Discussed:
Mallory learns about the movie, Black Rain with Michael Douglas. Tamu might be confusing the plot with the Law & Order episode with Laura Linney.
Tamu’s life with Mallory is like being with Encino Man.
Taking a long engagement is pretty healthy.
Katy Perry & T-Swift are friends again.
Tamu explains Celine Dion’s romance with her husband Renee.
Marriage being a legal contract takes the romance out of the construct.
For Halloween, Mallory & Tamu watched Fatal Attraction and talked about the controversy surrounding film’s ending. Unfortunately, they neglected to Google the original film ending at the time. So today, they watched the original end of the movie and it was startlingly different.
Moral to the Story: No roll in the hay is worth hurting yourself.