Moral to the Story: You are beautiful as you are unless you are a terrible person.
Other Fun Topics Discussed:
Getting to know us: What is your silly aspiration? For Tamu, it would be to marry Idris Elba. For Mallory it would be wine and cheese with Jeff Goldblum. Since that seemed realistic, she switched it to having Neil Patrick Harris’s baby.
#WePodcastLikeThis: It was butt-ass hot while recording, but we managed to pull it off!
What is an Incel? Dudes who self categorize as involuntarily celibate.
Plastic surgery for men is frowned upon.
These dudes have terrible self-esteem. They feel women don’t pick them because they are ugly.
“Chads” are the male beauty standard in the Incel community; they are either a lumberjack, a vampire or a pretty boy.
There are Incel forums where they Photoshop one another’s photos to look more “Chad-like”.
Basically they have body dysmorphia.
Therapy is SO very important.
Most Incels are not white men.
The glass ceiling for Incels is the friend zone.
There are no true 8-10s. Listen to episode 17 where we explain the science of sex appeal.
We are all basically 3-5s
These dudes probably don’t wash their legs.
It’s all a power grab. Incels could overthrow the Chads and change/break the patriarchy.
Maybe the strategy is like the Irish who assimilated in America by wearing blackface and making fun of black people…it is easier to go with the status quo and be accepted rather than a breaker of chains.
Mallory loves Ringo Starr.
Why do men want giant balls?
Dr. Eppley – providing judgement-free surgery since 1993.
In this week’s episode, Tamu & Mallory dig deep into Mallory’s school-aged treasures and talk about her teenage crushes.
We learn about her love of Heath Ledger, David Bowie, Jeff Goldblum (of course), and Orlando Bloom, a.k.a., Legolas. Turns out, Mr. Bloom held a special place in her heart for a number of years as we discover from all of the assorted Lord of the Rings posters, trading cards, and assorted memorabilia she collected.
Mallory shares her drawings from art high school and, much like Tamu’s journals and poetry, they provide amazing insights about a young lady, who really wanted to be a warrior, who loves dragons, and yearned for the heart of one hot, blonde elf; Legolas.
Moral to the Story: Crushes are fun!
Other Fun Topics Discussed:
Anime character development.
Mallory’s high-school Spanish project.
Spike Spiegel from Cowboy Bebop.
Mallory has a hand-signed note from JK Rowling!
Mallory’s ocean wedding to Orlando Bloom, complete with dolphin.
Apologies: We used to record at the library and every time we did, we would get interrupted. This was our last recording session there and we thought we made it unscathed…we were wrong! Enjoy that announcement at the end!