Welcome to Bad at Love’s version of Mystery Science Theater 3000. This time, Tamu introduces Mallory to The Bachelorette, or as she calls it, “I like you. Don’t like you. Go away. You can stay.” We are sort of timely because the show is actually still on, however, this is episode one and the show is seven weeks in!
Moral to the Story: Sage your vag for a fresh start.
Other Fun Topics Discussed:
The introduction of the “Pensive Gentleman” who will forever be known as “Persistent Gentleman”.
One of these dudes is a life collector of accoutrements.
Mallory loves the Harlem Globetrotters.
There is new job title called “Social Media Participant” which we can all add to our resumes!
In this week’s episode (the final in the get-to-know us series), Tamu & Mallory discuss their relationship red flags. Some examples are: don’t be a bad kisser, don’t send dicktures (dictures? you get it), and don’t tell Tamu you took an epic dump in a local supermarket after eating cheese curds. They also turn the tables on themselves and talk about what their own red flags are.
Moral to the Story: We can’t be your everything, find a hobby.