This week we are joined by friend and special guest, Gretchen to discuss a woman who lost her shit at Disney waiting on line for a pretzel with her 3-year-old and took to Facebook to vent her frustrations on single, childless people…and their short shorts.
Moral to the Story: PACK FUCKING SNACKS!
Other Fun Topics Discussed:
Mallory equates dogs to toddlers and toddlers to drunk adults.
Gretchen went to Niagara Falls in utero and shockingly doesn’t remember it.
This week Tamu & Mallory discuss breakups with the help of an amazing podcast: Small Doses with Amanda Seales. Episode 28: Side Effects of a Breakup truly provided a lot of great advice on how to process a breakup and lead to robust discussions.
Moral to the Story: Take the time you need to heal and follow your gut.
Other Fun Topics Discussed:
Mallory needs stats as usual.
Question to ask yourself in the breakup process: Do you miss the relationship or the feeling of being in a relationship?
It’s Disney’s Fault: for all of our relationship beliefs.
Rejoice Recluses: There is a chance for love via Uber Eats.
Let music cure you of sadness by listening to a uptempo foreign language song to ease the pain. For Tamu, it would be Bollywood music, for Mallory, music from New Zealand.
Mallory has friends to attend The Hanson Summit in Tulsa every year.
BTW, Tulsa is quaint.
Tamu’s immunity to scorpion stings because she is a Scorpio.
