This week we are joined by friend and special guest, Gretchen to discuss a woman who lost her shit at Disney waiting on line for a pretzel with her 3-year-old and took to Facebook to vent her frustrations on single, childless people…and their short shorts.
Moral to the Story: PACK FUCKING SNACKS!
Other Fun Topics Discussed:
- Mallory equates dogs to toddlers and toddlers to drunk adults.
- Gretchen went to Niagara Falls in utero and shockingly doesn’t remember it.
- We would love to hear what A Non Mom Happy Hour thinks.
- New travel document: Trip disclosures for kids.
- Mallory’s dad had to go to the Hall of Presidents while his parents enjoyed the Disney parade.
- Gretchen bitch slaps the mic.