Flutter: Suck It Tommy! Your Mom’s a Douche

This week we are joined by friend and special guest, Gretchen to discuss a woman who lost her shit at Disney waiting on line for a pretzel with her 3-year-old and took to Facebook to vent her frustrations on single, childless people…and their short shorts.

Moral to the Story: PACK FUCKING SNACKS!

Other Fun Topics Discussed:

  • Mallory equates dogs to toddlers and toddlers to drunk adults.
  • Gretchen went to Niagara Falls in utero and shockingly doesn’t remember it.
  • We would love to hear what A Non Mom Happy Hour thinks.
  • New travel document: Trip disclosures for kids.
  • Mallory’s dad had to go to the Hall of Presidents while his parents enjoyed the Disney parade.
  • Gretchen bitch slaps the mic.

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