Flutter: Legolas Learns from his Past Mistakes…Without Mallory

Former love of Mallory’s life, Orlando Bloom is now betrothed to Katy Perry. Those two crazy kids have decided to the take the slow road to marriage by having a long engagement. We discuss whether this is just Hottie Bloom’s ploy to wait for Mallory to run into him at a “Con” and steal his heart or if he and Katy are just doing a super healthy thing by taking their time.

Moral to the Story: Getting married to fix an issue in a relationship won’t work.

Other Fun Topics Discussed:

  • Mallory learns about the movie, Black Rain with Michael Douglas. Tamu might be confusing the plot with the Law & Order episode with Laura Linney.
  • Tamu’s life with Mallory is like being with Encino Man.
  • Taking a long engagement is pretty healthy.
  • Katy Perry & T-Swift are friends again.
  • Tamu explains Celine Dion’s romance with her husband Renee.
  • Marriage being a legal contract takes the romance out of the construct.
  • 90 Day Fiance: The Other Way.
  • Mallory devises a test for relationship longevity; if you can travel together, get married.
  • Welcome to our new superfan Jen!
  • Sorry, Jim.

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